Nonsense. A revolution is a cyclical event after all. Just relax for a couple years, wait for another cycle, and things will return to mocking normalcy.

i’m 30 but i live in LA and still consider myself young and hip and i def wear socks w my birkenstocks sometimes. and i see others do it as well. 

As a 41-year-old Dad, Facebook’s algorithm has decided to place New Balance ads in my feed purely to fuck with my head. Not just any New Balance shoe, either. These are the classic white ones typically worn by an overweight 57-year-old with calf-high white socks and sweet pair of cargs as he mows the lawn.

Which states have the biggest disparity between how beautiful the state’s geography is and how terrible the people are?

They were unapologetically American. Brash and confident. They came in as the favorite and they didn’t try to downplay that fact with an “Aww shucks we’re just happy to be here and we’re gonna try real hard.” attitude. They owned that and then danced on the graves of anybody who dared doubt them. And it was fucking…

Trump’s going to ban soccer and then the only hobby poor Barron will have left will be staring into the void, waiting for it all to be over

“Only 4.5 games out of a wild card spot” in MLB is the same as when an NFL team goes 7-9 and convinces themselves they are close to being contenders.

glad this webstie still supprots the 2nd amendemnt

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

Who are they to call anyone disrespectful...

Good on Megan for being out here like the girl we added on Facebook after a Tinder date three years ago and we haven’t thought of until seeing a post and thinking “Damn, she living it up.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlonelyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If waiters gave a six minute time limit for making a decision, my wife would never eat again. HAHAHAHA!

Trailblazers Twitter absolutely fell in love with this guy and I was very much looking forward to them giving him $5 million a year for 3 years and the entire fanbase turning on him by February.

This comment was ungreyed so we could laugh at how bad it is.

A downvote is the only possible answer to this loathsome Boston homerism

Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

“Look, New York is the Mecca of basketball.”

I’m 45, and a native New Yorker. No NBA or college team from the area has won a championship in my lifetime. Please stop telling me how we’re the center of the basketball universe. It’s embarrassing.