Hey, I used to play bass for Piss Pants & Puke Shirt!

Fitzmagic? More like Fitzcrappin’!

“It’s like you’re a very healthy 80 year old. You feel good, you’re slower than you used to be, but you’re doing OK. But, you know you’re going to die relatively soon. Statistically, it’s inevitable. Time comes for all.”

Baker Mayfield actually died ten years ago this very night!!!!!!!

Hey, at least you still have the Woollybear Festival this weekend!

I can’t believe they would treat my girlfriend like that. Truly shameful. You’ve lost a fan for life!

Goddamn it. Well done.

Dude, like, the dumpster is, like, democracy. And the dead whale is, like, the American people.

Yeah, it deserves a re-watch. I saw it for the first time on DVD, and the subtitles really helped.

Aw yes! “The Witch” rules! One of the best thrillers in years.

I never gave a shit about any podcasts until my job started, well, tanking a few weeks ago and shit got extremely boring. The Deadcast is now number one on my list, for real. That is all. My name is KoolWhp, and I approve this message.

I always get called a dad when I buy CDs, but I feel the same way! I have that shit forever, baby! I’m gonna be buried with them!

Yeah, I’m in.

This is fucking hysterical. I’m gonna try this for a week.

What was the lineup?

Cryptkeeper Al Davis Lock Of The Week

A little bit of Column A, a little bit of Column B

My fast-food hot take: Five Guys is just glorified Wendy’s that costs fucking $14

David’s right about one thing: gumbo IS delicious!

You guys sure blew it.