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Living in Cleveland and being a Lions fan (I know), I used to despise being forced to watch Browns games on local TV. This past year I have come to view things from a different perspective: Browns games are undeniably the funniest thing on TV that given week, except maybe “Rick & Morty.”

Oh god. This is taking me back. This was spring of 2004. I had graduated from college two years earlier, but a few friends were still attending our large state school, so I would come back and hang with them once every couple months.

What beautiful blue eyes Bill has! Dreamy!

Oh shit! Last year, on Thanksgiving weekend, Amazon had all of the seasons of Murder, She Wrote on sale for, like, five bucks each. I ordered the first three seasons. Was legitimately surprised when I received them at work that Tuesday. Like a shitty Christmas gift to myself.

I’ll say it now before I start getting drunk and crying: I take much joy in YOUR work, you magnificent fucker, you!

I posted the original ESPN article to Facebook with no comment and got eight replies from New-England-based “friends” in 15 minutes. The ironing is delicious.

V1OLAT1ON

Still waiting for some MACtion.

Oh man, I forgot that he directed The Serpent and the Rainbow, a picture that really fucked with my sleep circa 1989.

They kept getting trapped in the invisible box offense.

My god, that King of the Hill clip made my afternoon. I rue the day that show was taken off Netflix streaming.

Whoa. People in Buffalo are so jaded, they hate their own moms.

I suck at commenting.

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Eric, I beg to differ. Mr. Hero is NOT a third-rate sandwich joint. It is clearly a second-rate sandwich joint.

* only reads headline *

* pushes up thick, unattractive glasses *

+1 order of chili cheese fries purchased via touchscreen

I wish there was a Chrome extension to block these posts.