Yeah but they usually go counter-clockwise.

It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

Eeeugh, yes and no. It’s not right to impose our system of government on everyone, but the phrase “Some people just aren’t made for democracy. Some people just need a dictator.” feels really offensive to me. That’s the logic Europeans used to justify not applying rule of law to colonized lands and peoples, which led…

I did a spit take when I heard this. Thanks for calling bullshit. Hearing a rich guy who announces football games for a living complain about taxes makes me dust off my guillotine.

Close exposure to Al Michaels made Dennis Miller about 300% more insufferable.

Tax rates now (under a democrat) are the same or lower than they were under the GOP hero Ronald Reagan. All of the spin in the world can’t hide this fact.

This wasn’t even the most political moment of the night. Pagano had his entire punting unit act out the chaos of the Speakership race.

“Do you believe in voodoo economics... YES!!!”

Larry David always plays Larry David. That’s what makes it fucking hilarious.

More people watched the Democratic debate than in 2008:

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

The actual riots were largely initiated by people of color and transgenders, not a straight acting blond white dude. White-washing an actual historical event means race is certainly an issue.