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What an original Deadspin comment

BOOOOOO

I thought he’d be used to a hotbox by now

Rheal Cormier

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But that’s not what my editor sent me out for. No, I was charged with addressing this month’s official Weird Internet Food Thing.

but to paraphrase an old saying, never attribute to corruption that which can be adequately explained by ineptitude.

He attended UT for one season and didn’t even make the Sweet 16. Which reminds me of my favorite defunct Grantland gimmick, in which America was reminded that Rick Barnes couldn’t make the Sweet 16 with Kevin Durant on his team, “America, Rick Barnes Did Not Make the Sweet 16 With Kevin Durant On His Team”:

The brutality of dumping Harden to avoid the tax then paying Kanter to assuage your fans would be delicious. Buyer’s remorse on Kanter should set in by Thanksgiving.

- NY Post

Glendavis Glen Ross.

Next up on Shark Tank is Bob from St Louis with his innovative device that locks up free agents until they can officially sign....

Based on my experience watching Billy Hamilton I have to assume "dropped all your gum" is some sort of slang term for "went 0-3 with a walk and two entertaining yet meaningless stolen bases."

Bao giờ cũng vậy, các cách làm trắng da từ tự nhiên luôn được ưa chuộng bởi các ưu điểm an toàn cho da, tiết kiệm chi phí, thực hiện dễ dàng. Cùng tìm hiểu một số loại mặt nạ thiên nhiên chuyên dụng để làm trắng làn da tay nhé!

Hardball Talk writer Aaron Gleeman had the best response.

I’m glad this man is his own knob-block