Intercessions are absolutely a key to this matchup. Whoever wins the turnover battle, wins the game.

Lol

“Just think what you would do if that message would have said anything you don’t like instead and you’ll understand what a hypocrite you are”

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Is there a single person out there that is surprised that Belichick wanted to keep Brown? Even one?

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

That’s pretty much how I handled it.

well, according to to this story, you take a picture.  

You stare for exactly 3.5 seconds, and slowly walk away.

They sound good on wax, though.

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

I hooked up with Interglueteal Cleft on Grindr once. He was a bit of an ass.

You evah been between Philly and Pittsburgh, buddy?  That there’s Pennsyltucky.

yeah, everyone knows there are no racists in Pennsylvania

Shame to hear of his passing.

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

You take such a large collection of white men and put them in a place, you’re gonna get a solid display of just the worst fucking facial hair you’ve ever seen.  

I’ve always wanted to tell you thanks, but I had to wait for you to say you enjoyed my username.

Way to bury the lede by not even mentioning the Korean version of “We’re Not Gonna Take It” blaring in the background, Dan.