It’s very easy to play doctor right now

What team would trade for Josh Hamilton, who isn’t healthy, doesn’t appear to be a very good baseball player anymore, and is still owed $83 million through 2017?

How did you miss Lorenzo Cain as ‘The Great Cornholio’?

Hawk then spent the next inning and a half talking about his own fighting career, including the time in 1969 when he took on three Yankees by himself. Punched out Munson with a right uppercut, yessir.

This is probably the best-placed "lol" I've ever seen.

This is Jose Canseco and a thesaurus.

tagalog

Looks like you qualify for up to $3.5 million.

When they show you Dzhokhar flipping the bird in court

As a Bostonian who recalls our awful fans’ awful awful awful reaction when we’ve lost series to Ward and Subban in recent years (as well as the BS Wayne Simmonds has had to deal with) — I can’t help but wonder if this was intended for Ward, though based on distance I imagine it was just thrown at the team line in…

Every time an ESPN personality throws shade at Colin Cowherd, an angel gets its wings.

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

I will also not dress for tonight’s game.

A BJ with a rubber for $600 is the saddest crime in this whole story

That...actually makes it a pretty half-decent burn.

Have you been in one of these airports lately? Flying sucks. It really fucking sucks, beginning to end. Execs at airline companies stay up nights thinking of ways to make it suck more. And it’s inefficient, especially on shorter “commuter” routes.

MvDonalds president concerned by this negative publicity. Still stands by deliciousness of trademark Big Miv sandwich.

Well, I could think of a few worse things to happen at the end of a marathon.

“Excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am!? Do you have a minute to discuss ethics in gaming journalism?” MA’AM?!?”