I wouldn’t dismiss this too quickly. If any NFL owner would know about a link between pharmaceuticals and head injuries, it’s Jim Irsay.

Suddenly, I have a theory as to why the third suspected bomber fled.

I would accept “Wu-Tang-affiliated album”, but I cannot forgive even the vice Commander in Chief for calling the admittedly excellent Liquid Swords a “Wu-Tang album”.

I mean, Heather Watson said as much at the Australian Open last year.

You can’t be serious with that +1

Somehow I think you’ve got Sarah Palin and Peter Gammons mixed up; where she’s got it down to a T, he’s got it down to a “T....dd.a.s.d.;ðððð 1 ..4.. shdjfkla;”

Texas A&M vs. Northern Iowa? Definitely it’s a collapse. Probably from cardiac disorder or diabetic shock.

Only a 33.7mph high-five though? These bros need to get to work fast.

At least he doesn’t have a hairy chest as well—that combination is what we call the “Scourge of the Scotsman”.

In short: yes, it does. The main ways of taking wickets are via the sort of play you see above (think a flyout in baseball), a clean bowled wicket through the stumps (a strikeout), a player being run out (a force out, or a tag), or the leg-before-wicket, or LBW, which basically prevents batsmen from using their body…

“MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”

I get more of a Donald Trump Jr. vibe from dude. You can tell neither of them skip Hand Day.

It is. It’s also a reminder of the fact that I never fucking remember to bookmark websites, other than by hitting CTRL-B by accident.

Dave said himself, “Shit, I’m young and healthy and I don’t run up on ‘em.”

I’d like to think of it as a political statement, and that he was encouraging Canadians to “flip” Prime Minister Stephen Harper out of office. As a comment on the image read, “I hope everyone realizes that the bat flip did more in one swing for the morale and collective culture of [Canada] than Harper did in 10 years.”

Here’s an unwritten rule I’d like to propose (cribbed from Dave Chappelle): Don’t bumrush up on Dominicans.

I simply will never tire of watching this GIF. I’ve probably Googled “site:deadspin.com bautista bat flip” 100 times.

Reminds me of the baggage handler who went after two guys who tried to bomb the Glasgow Airport. “Me and other folk were just trying to get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him.”

If only Americans cared about hockey, they could get upset that players with names like “Byfuglien”, “Abdelkader” and “Stepan” were representing the US of A on the world stage.

You can always tell “Arsenaling” has begun when Arsene Wenger complains to the fourth official about every fucking goal that is scored against Arsenal.