That must have been one hell of a jury deliberation.

I, for one, cannot wait for the next step in his career: to be fired as head coach by the Cleveland Browns in three years.

Would Wilt Chamberlain box score numbers be somewhere around 10,000?

If you really need to clap back to them about the economy of Scandinavian countries, just link them to the CIA Factbook about the economy of Sweden: the fact that said socialist hellhole has a balanced budget, a trade surplus, and a public debt which pales in comparison to the US’s as a percentage of GDP may cause…

Absolutely! Even though it is a documented fact that people who are not able-bodied are at a distinct disadvantage in society—whether it be in terms of employment, acceptance, or just simple mobility—the fact that he can win a high school wrestling championship evens that out.

I cantera recall a strike better than that.

I wouldn’t be too worried about the timeline here. I don’t think there’s anyone in the world more adept than the Brazilians at quickly pulling off a total and complete cleanup effort.

As we’ve seen countless times before, the best character reference for someone regarding a sex crime charge is that they were a tenacious football player.

I wouldn’t have thought you’d need to ask for someone to get stabbed in Newark.

“I don’t like how much he’s relying on the outside shot there.” -Byron Scott

Actually, the Redskins are known for their strict delivery policy: guaranteed to come in 30 minutes, guaranteed to come to take it back in 90.

The Unicorns

Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip

Even though it was, almost certainly, but without the finality of criminal charges, the fault of a non-partisan mayor, an inept privatized “water authority”, and a Republican governor?

“Alright, let’s staht in, ah, Manhattan, heading out to Queens, because maybe, ah, yah going to see the Mets, right? You guoat the first stop theah, that’s the new one—just finished, yuge new station they built—at ah, you know, 34th street. What is it, theah, the Hudson Yahds? Yeah, theah! That’s where they were gonna…

Jack Wilshere is the David Eckstein of the Premier League.

The best part about this particular golazo is that once Eriksen heads the ball back, you know exactly what is coming, but it’s still breathtaking, incredible, and not at all what you expected.

I don’t know how my Jewish brothers and sisters and going to be able to come back from a setback like this.

Related question: what are the odds that J.J. Watt just happens to end up somewhere on the East Coast this weekend, shoveling out about 8 square blocks in front of a camera crew?

Let’s say you are roommates with any major athlete, and you’re both live=ing in the path of the storm. Who would be the most reliable—shoveling down to the concrete, making sure the walk is clear for wheelchairs, you know, T.C.O.B.—and who would just throw some salt out of the window and say, “Alright, we’re good”?