I do seriously apologize; between shouting “FASCIST!” at my TV whenever Tom Brady was on screen, and trying to contact Foxborough PD to press aggravated assault and battery charges on Danny Amendola, I was way too woke to make sense of anything, really

My bad then, no hate

As I said above: This is both excellent Kinja and peak Patriot fan behavior.

This is both excellent Kinja and peak Patriot fan behavior.

(Setting: Dressing room after the show)

Curt’s been avoiding math ever since someone tweeted at him that since the word “Algebra” comes from Arabic, every math teacher in this country is part of a sleeper cell.

While a private attendant or bartender was available for $200, a private drinker and shit-shooter, a one Mr. Tomsula, could have been had for a cool $20.

“It’s like there’s a party on my head, and everyone’s invited!”

Fast forward five years: “After Trade, Johansen and Jones now franchise players in Québec City and Hamilton.”

“GRIT LORD!”

I’m still trying to process how and why David Eckstein got two votes for the Hall of Fame. I suspect a case of folie à deux.

It’s been said before, and better.

That worked out well enough for the guy from “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.” He got a book deal and a French nurse as a sidepiece out of the deal.

Uninspiring former Republican governor of a blue state? That worked like magic for Mitt Romney.

Pictured: White police officer watching news footage of a police shooting in a bar, and coming to an epiphany that he and his fellow officers might be racist.

While it’s not really backed up by the evidence (presented here, at least—and I’m certainly no expert on advanced football metrics) wouldn’t the putative benefits of receiving the second half kickoff (that is, that getting the ball to open the second half outweighs the benefits of having the opening drive) match with…

I’m not sure of any other fanbase which can chalk up a 4-0 loss to a bad ref. I’m almost envious of their ability for delusion.

Also, how fucked up is the bowl system that a loss makes a team 6-7?