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I’m a committed Duke hater, and I have to agree. The GIF at the top makes it seem like it’s good, but on the actual game tape, there’s no question that while it was heading towards being good, it was wide right at the plane of the goalposts.

I fully expect to hear, “Shit, white folks won’t let a brotha have nothing!” when I show this story to my uncle later today.

Ødegaard’s been getting plenty of run for the B side, and trains with the first team squad. I think even he and his agent would agree that is plenty of exposure and development for a player of his age.

Despite his devotion to his local Carolina Panthers, it seems Trevor didn’t really get what they meant by “swinging the wood”.

Lord, the only way this could have been more obviously the post of a perpetually displeased and overcompensating Arsenal fanboy (after a win, mind you!) is if you had liberally peppered your remarks with “GOOOOOONERS!!!”

All y’all got it wrong. This is the prettiest thing I saw today.

“White people hate Bryant Gumbel because he makes Kanye West sound like Tyler Perry.”

...said no one ever who’s actually had or known closely someone with a drinking problem (or an addiction of any kind, for that matter)

At some point, I have a feeling that we will all discover that Bill Belichick is not a FOOTBALL GENIUS or COACHING LEGEND, but a sociopathic malcontent with the inner monologue and social skills of the Unabomber, whose success can be attributed to accidentally falling ass-backwards onto a Hall of Fame quarterback and

It might be possible for one of the punters with roots in the Aussie Football League to try something like that, since the point of contact for most AFL punts is a lot lower to the ground, and a drop kick probably be learned with not too much effort. Not to mention rugby kicks, as mentioned above re: Nate Ebner.

The lack of diversity in Modern Pentathlon has to be addressed, though. How dare it even call itself “Modern”?

Right now, somewhere, Pete Carroll is thinking, “Not two jets. Two controlled demolitions and a missile.”

Manute Bol was Christian, but replace his name with Kenneth Faried, Rasheed Wallace, Dion Waiters, or Shaq, and you’ve still got yourself a list, there.

Fair enough, misread the bit about Moscow. Thought the tiger was from there.

+1 any other city than Detroit—even Akron, Dayton, or Pittsburgh, if you must

Since his tiger is from a former Soviet state, and is a wild animal almost predestined to cause major injury to him in the future (not unlike Travis the chimpanzee), perhaps he should be named Gennady?

This ruling is from the highest appellate court in SA, so the verdict is final, essentially. He’s yet to be sentenced on the new verdict, however, and I’m reading there may be an appeal to the Constitutional Court (essentially the Supreme Court) post-sentence, on the defense’s basis that prolonged detention is

Far from that, I’m just hoping that, unlike Dee Brown, he won’t get stopped by police with guns drawn when he goes to a post office in the suburbs.