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“Who you gonna call?”

When your flight to Martha’s Vineyard gets diverted to New Bedford.

If only he’d lost another finger as well; “Jason Pierre-Paul the Octopus” would be a hell of a nickname. Plus he’d be a lock on bets in Vegas.

I’m a Spurs fan, and recognize this as Gunners hate, but still I have no fucking idea what the hell you are talking about. Step it up next time, bredda.

Upon moving to Detroit, Daniel Norris will find he lives in what locals would refer to as “a mansion”.

That is what we call a “Boston Baptism”.

I don’t know—in your words “Black [Police Brutality]” has been pretty damn in vogue in 2015.

It’s that hot AND1 baseball mixtape, check it out

KIRK 3:16–For the GRIT LORD so loved the world that he wrote his UNWRITTEN RULES, that whoever believes in them shall not perish but have eternal DIRT DOG STATUS

You’ve really got to hand it to the incompetence of CONCACAF here.

Just wait until you see him in the field.

Reading all the positive things about Craggs—almost said Mr. Craggs out of politeness—really offsets the hatred I’ve been reading on other affiliated sites. I understand the original post caused uproar (to say the least)—and I sympathise to that to some extent—but I understand there needs to be a Hadrian’s firewall…

A world in which Beyoncé fans are rated worse than those fucking Parrotheads is not a world in which I want to live.

“Two Princes” of the Ballpark

The penalty wasn’t just a bad call because it was out of the box; it was also a bad call because running into your opponent after you lose control of the ball is never a foul.

KZA PZA

Just like Jon himself, it took me a second or third time to make the connection. +1

“Whose Disgusting Baseball Hand Is This?"

To me, it’s just disturbing to think that some intern’s job for the day was to print out the word “NIGGER” in 512-point font and paste it onto foamcore.