You know, it wasn’t so bad until the ref pointed it out to everyone.

The finish after the loose ball by the keeper was dope as hell too.

That logo looks like an alpha version swastika.

It’s minor, and it’s subtle, but that second touch with her studs was fresh and clean as fuck.

The lord said, “Judge not, lest ye be judged.”

it’s a sad sight when an honest working woman has stolen the name I use for my biennial bout of debilitating laryngitis.

Maybe the NFL should use the Komondor as a mascot; it can help mop up their PR messes!!!!

To me, saying someone looks like a “Dansby” is just the same as saying one looks like a “Toaster” or a “Blueberry”. None of them are real names, despite whatever any weirdo white person might say.

Worst part: she’s on Fox Business, which I believe is channel 2000 in most cable packages.

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I can’t wait for Downtown Julie Brown’s “Wubba Wubba Wubba” vertical.

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I think we’ve found a charitable cause of our own; tonight is truly "The Night of not Enough Stars."

At least the Twitter handle of @monteCARlosbm is still accurate.

No, because we all fucking talked about her last year.

Yeah, whenever a daughter looks like her father (or a son looks like her mother, for that matter) it’s generally unsettling.

You beat me to the punch, or headbutt as it were.

“Who are the five best ballplayers of all time? KG, KG, KG, KG, and KG. Because I spit hot fire.”