I’d love to find out someone is actually from Burnham-on-Crouch.

That's a terrible slap in the face to Buffalo.

The best part of this for me is the point when Dan Hamhuis gets separated from the scrum, and ends up looking around for someone or something to fight.

An extra year with the Cubs? I’d never have thought I’d see an MLB roster move which violates the cruel and unusual punishment section of the 8th amendment.

Norwich, indeed. I believe it's from 2005 when they were fighting relegation.

My personal favorite elderly female fan will always be celebrity cook Delia Smith.

Just “Fuck the school up north”? Isn’t there any way to rope Alabama into this? Maybe the next one should say “Roll Tide back to the damn sea”.

MAN walks in, wearing a mechanic’s suit with a temporary nametag reading “Antoine”

Don’t ever accuse the people of Boston of failing to take action when something white turns into something black and brown.

What if someone caught Bill Belichick burying a body in Walpole?

I’ve never seen a Hasidic tiger before.

Neither Spurs nor Man City seem like natural fits for Klopp. For a man who seems to value job security and loyalty—his entire playing and managerial career has been spent with two clubs—the idea that he'd move to a club which will get rid of a manager after a year if they don't win a double (in the case of City), or…

I’ve never seen a Harvard-emblazoned denim jacket before. I’m worried I’m gaining ‘white credentials’ from recognising that.

The type of person to write a letter like this claims to be from Boston, but in reality lives no further south than Lowell—most likely somewhere in New Hampshire.

Oh no, it totally is. There are some isolated uses for in the medical field, but as a tool in the legal/criminal rehabilitation field it’s pretty useless. It’s one of those things that’s used because ‘common knowledge’ says it’s valuable, when really it’s only a step above polygraphy or psychics.

It’s not so much just sexually stimulating photos, as the images that are shown are generally a mix of ‘neutral’ images,—basically the ‘control’ of the test—images that would be considered ‘normal’ to be aroused by, and images that would be considered ‘deviant’. Passing the test would consist of being aroused by the…

After release, he’ll either be placed in a treatment facility (think a not-actually-’jail’-but-actually-a-jail for sex offenders) or have to undergo treatment in the community. Part of that treatment will consist of measuring if he is able to suppress triggers or urges, which is what the test is meant to monitor.

Hey, over here in protective custody, people look at you cross if you talk a big game about book learning stuff.

I don’t know if he’d go back to prison, but it would certainly be a part of his post-release probation monitoring.