Don’t take anything from my knowledge of this, but a penile plethysmograph measures bloodflow to the penis, ostensibly measuring arousal in males. It’s often used in sex offender ‘rehabilitation’ programs. It’s not exactly the most scientifically-proven test process. Imagine a penis polygraph, essentially. (Again,…

You know I can appreciate this.

Shockingly Canadian? I believe you mean:

I’m just waiting for Mark Whicker’s take: “The Missed Education of Lauren Hill: College Freshman Dies at 19”

(Pictured: Plan B)

You can be damn sure it wasn’t an 8-ball!

Not to mention “Throws: Parties”, which sounds like something Johnny Manziel would pester the Browns’ flack to add to his official bio.

Unfortunately, April 17th appears to celebrate this Screech:

bunch of insufferable people with last-names-as-first-name in salmon pink shorts

Fuck Duke

Fuck Duke

Fuck Duke

Fuck Duke

Fuck Duke

"Rap Video (ft. Money)" sounds like some Riff Raff track

Also, looks like BIG BONE BROTH has co-opted this for their own ends:

Obviously, if you really want to cook with bones, you just gotta make sure there's some meat on there. Throw a potato in with some (real) broth, and, well...

That is a man with a serious case of what must be called the "U Syndrome."

I'm sure his coach was none to happy to deliver the news, as the man who passes the sentence must swing the sword.

RT @JaValeMcGee34 "IT AINT ABOUT THE NUT ITS ABOUT THE FUCKIN"-SHAKESPEARE—JaVale McGee