Cricket pedants will point out that Vlad masterfully drove that leg-break yorker to mid-on.

Leave it to Conan to get this one right.

Also, people: Tonight is *the* night to break out the "so is that dress black and blue or white and gold?" opening message on Tinder. I'd say "it's gold", but, well, you know...

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It must be a special night in Pittsburgh. I've never seen them wearing blue and black jerseys before.

I would kill to see the Deadspin G-chat logs right now.

I don't even get it. Black is literally the absence of color. There is CLEARLY color in those bands. It may not be "gold" but it damn sure ain't black.

True story: I've had a more boring sports experience than going to a match of the Bandy World Championship in 2009. Russia vs Finland, I think it was. Ended something like 16-4, but I left at the half. It was tortuously unexciting.

I believe you mean "LLakety Sax"

scores of dicks, and some vaginas besides, and a respectable amount of butt action

Their surprise makes sense, as Alabama's most plentiful form of ice is cooked up in a lab.

This has been tried with NFL teams before, but all that guy ever heard was: "For the last time, Mr. Cromartie, we're all out of Jets onesies."

Thankfully, we still have Vince D'Onofrio to play Stan.

Much in the same way than an Oklahoma convict asked a judge to extend his sentence three years to match his favorite basketball player, Rob Gronkowski has requested his fine be increased by one dollar.

Thanks to the Supreme Court's ruling in PGA v. Martin, scenes like this are no longer punishable by death.

Back in the days of Friendster (yeah, no shit) I used to adapt Mitch Hedberg jokes to be "testimonials" (or whatever they were called; it was not so much like a Facebook wall but more like something off of LinkedIn) for people I knew. I'd start out stories about people I knew that were like "John's apartment is…

The part that was so strange to me was not just that it was a pass play from the half-yard line, but that it was exactly the sort of play upon which the Patriots have based their entire offense for years. As little as I want to pile on, and knowing that hindsight is 20/20, the fact that the Patriots D knew what was…

As this is an outtake from The One Where Phoebe Gets A Gig Writing For An Anti-Drug Ad, we can see that the social trauma from the addition of Friends to Netflix continues.

"While that level of heat can't melt steel, it sure can melt a gameplan."

Just covering up for the fact that even though they had Missy Elliott well enough for three tracks, it still just ended up being called the "Katy Perry Halftime Show".