That's how I imagine his reaction to the play call, if that's not clear

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

This is football, so he took a dive, right?

Can we make "the training starts when I say so", followed by a solid 30 seconds of laughing, into the new "we're talking about practice"?

Also, not going to lie: I had to Google "#19 76ers" to figure out who the hell Furkan Aldemir is.

My favorite part is when Furkan Aldemir gets his rebound like "Don't worry guys, I got this"...and then he bricks his layup and falls over, taking Louis Amundsen with him.

Regarding #12: I worked as a bartender with a German guy once, and I was aghast to see him, after nearly topping out on draft beers, actually push up on the tap in order to produce a heaping head of foam (imagine the glasses on a St. Pauli Girl label). I found myself then able to pour glasses with an absolute minimum…

Can't blame him, really. Fatigue, sweating, and impaired speech are all hallmark signs of Tomsulitis.

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I'm having trouble believing that anyone sincerely thinks that ultimate frisbee or "disc golf" (not to mention whatever "pickleball" is) would be more popular than another basketball event at the Olympics.

This is a shocking instance of kowtowing to corporate sponsors.

Reminds me of a haiku:

Sorry, I should have been clearer: I was really more thinking of athletes in this case.

Things which also make Gov. Christie "sweaty and hype": Making it to the top of the stairs in one attempt, standing in the rush hour line at Subway without having to excuse himself to take a seat and a breather, and another month without serious allegations of corruption.

Also, pity the state where not having to be a part of Connecticut is a seminal moment in history. "Western Reserve"? Fuck that shit

Pity the poor fools who were over-the-moon about getting a scholarship lettet to Miami before they noticed "Oxford, OH" in the return address.

so we're talking something like a town motto changed from "E pluribus Unum" to "BRUTUS i come to play football i ain't come to play SCHOOL?

I'm loving reading these "other side" commemorations of Stuart. Thanks so much for that, really.

I'm going to have to add another childhood memory of Stuart Scott into the mix; I'm sorry to double up in a sense, but like everyone I feel the need to add to my commemoration of Stuart into the mix. This will probably end up mired in the grey, especially so late, but I'm not too bothered by that to be honest. (Please…

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