Yep. The same is true for houses. My dad is a contractor, and whenever someone says, “They don’t build them like the used to.” He shoots back, “Good, old houses are pieces of shit, built by a bunch of drunken Irishmen.”

Eight wins in the front, four losses in the back.

“Honey? Melissa?”

There actually still is:

my same reaction. That is a disgusting fuck right there.

That’s ...repulsive. My wife would cut off my balls if I knowingly tracked piss around the house and put my feet on the couch.

Liam should be in prison.

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

Democrats: always looking for an excuse to celebrate Republicans

She’s a multibillionaire and a CEO, so she’s a member of whichever party is making the strongest effort to hand out free (metaphorical) blowjobs to such people. Before this year, that was the republicans. Now it’s far and away the democrats.

Big Bear Not Doin Thangs

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

I don’t like dust. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets into everything.

Dust baked to a sweaty uniform?

If you’re going to post a smear piece, you should at least attempt to get all sides of the conversation.

I believe Deadspin fired Will Gordon so they could sell Coors ads.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

You couldn’t have timed that collapse better if you tried.

Just waiting for Steph Curry to come after the trademark for Adequate Man for his next UA line.