Ok I'm on the 'Taiwan isn't a real country' train until further notice 

This is gonna be in a stylized action sequence of some shitty Marvel movie in the next few years.

There is no charitable interpretation for Rachel's ending. She was already poisoned by the money, that's the key theme of the show.  Once you get into that position of privilege, you are essentially done as a real human being and every action taken after is to maintain, shore up, or grow that position of power.

A show is only good if it ends with good people getting a special gold star sticker and the bad people being sad.

Cops could claim they found any person of interest's phone off the ground then.

If you can't get attention in real life I guess posting shit like this can give you a facsimile of what you desperately crave.

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I appreciate that they showed the damn thing we all wanted to see immediately in the video and then explained, as opposed to 10 mins of commentary with ads interspersed.

He forgot to top off his 'food taster' credits through the purchase of 'life gold' 

Hope he sees this bro

Absolute bullshit, its patching software, not swapping out a transmission. Get a grip.

I want the surgery that smooths my brain enough to pre-order an EA game with no gameplay footage.  Just imagine blissfully going through life with the mind of a golden retriever 

I want the surgery that smooths my brain enough to pre-order an EA game with no gameplay footage.  Just imagine…

Wait, I thought they do 2 games? When did it become a game and a movie? 

For sale, baby shoes, never pwned

Whoa are you telling me that a line can be of infinite length.  

Wrong thread

This guy has no pages 

Wah wah wah my gaems

Take Yapper

Who gives a fuck about Klobuchar anyway? She's basically running for a cabinet position.