Slice ended up being a joke at the end of his career, but let’s not forget that this guy felt like the Sidd Finch of MMA in the 21st century when he arrived. He got his start through a series of bonkers backyard MMA fights, essentially beating the shit out of all comers on YouTube. The idea that a person like this-…

LOL yes to everything... except that last part. Windy Hill/Cumberland/Marietta area is still South Cobb... where African-Americans and Hispanics are not a minority. Which is what makes me laugh the hardest: all those racist idiots think that their suburban, white utopian ballpark is actually happening. It totally is…

I have to admit, as a person who the people of Cobb county wanted to avoid, I experience great schadenfreude at the knowledge of this situation.

As a Cobb County taxpayer - this whole thing is such an unknown. Traffic is already terrible in that area (both surface streets and the nearby intersection of two huge highways). The property tax mill rate remains unchanged, but this year they reassessed and increased my house’s value by 8.5%. That’s quite a jump.…

I can explain this. It’s a cultural thing. Y’see, Kiwis fucking WORSHIP Howard Cosell.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

Austin: Dad, why do you like JJ so much?

Shutouts to Brian Dameris for censoring ‘FUCK’ while posting a video which only value is that it contains that cussword spoken by a famous athlete.

A cold give?

Only in Florida is “high and outside” reason enough to fight.

Tolerance isn’t, in and of itself, a virtue. Tolerance of bad things is bad.

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I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

He’s gotta be kiking himself

black and scary, just the way I like it.

But then he gets a bunch of disposable forks out of it. Just rinse those things off your lunch utensil needs are taken care of for at least a year. Not to mention you basically inherit a potluck boon. You can be the guy that brings the utensils. Sure, it’s an easy way out, but people can’t gripe about it because…

‘NOBODY CARES!’ - Guy who responds to every single last Michael Sam article on the internet.

The team also announced that they’d be bringing in Christian Ponder

Maple Water? This has to be how the guys who stole the 1000 tons of Syrup decided to fence their take.