You sound like you haven’t watched a pro game in over a decade. NBA basketball features spacing, ball movement, and “team” play that are simply nonexistent in NCAA basketball. With the exception of a few teams who haven’t gotten with the times and still play iso/hero-ball, today’s NBA has spectacular movement and…

Awww jeez, you got the stink lines and everything.

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

If he has superior android strength, why couldn't Data just have broken down the door?

YES

Toronto, summer, 1994: having just been accepted into Toronto's private catholic all-boys jock academy, I signed-up for the basketball camp in hopes of making the bantam team the following fall.

Never forget...

Cardinals spend an absurd amount of time humblebragging and a dipshit writer wipes off his chin and says thank you.

Why do Cardinal fans get lumped up in this shit? This fucking twat of a writer spews this garbage and let's go ahead and associate all of the team's fans with it. As a Cards fan, I hate this shit as much as you. Every time a national writer profiles this team, it's an "Aw Shucks" disaster. Just watch the damn…

I played professional in my regions eastern europe/balkans. I never played for mls club but they are respected more than when I visit for friend match. A lot of great talents now and they are getting better. Look out for guys like Ivan Jagou and Miro Sentinivic. I look forward to a day when MLS clubs can be better…

the real loser in this trade is that lady who gave a BJ for that Kiko Alonso jersey

I hope Tyler throws a bad ass party, has his hair however the fuck he wants it and everyone at the party is making fun of this letter.

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

Really value-add comment

"I honestly have no clue how fouls are called in basketball." Exactly. At least you are honest about it.

He's standing in the restricted area, that half circle under the basket. A charge can't be called if you're in the restricted area.

WOW, IT SURE SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE ON CAMERA AND NOT EXPECTING IT, HUH BILL?????

Of course he doesn't understand what he did. Did you see him in court? Did you see his interviews afterward? When he's outside the carefully-controlled NFL bubble, the guy legitimately seems like he has a learning disability.

I wanted this for Christmas SO BAD