Rancid performing ...And Out Come the Wolves! This reminds me of "Drunk Punk Fest" in high school. Basically it was a weekly get together of a bunch of 15 and 16-year-olds at some older dudes' place (read: 18 or 19) and playing a bunch of Op Ivy and Rancid covers in their surprisingly soundproof basement. There would…

Sorry, nothing beats "hat":

Gingeritis

All this time, I thought Donald Sterling was removed from the Clippers staph last year

Someone needs to tell Dolan that it's spelled "beer" and that Bierman isn't a self-description.

He jumped high in the air.

I'm sure she's fine. Looks like she pulled out her calculator and immediately began cheering herself up.

New York City Is The Greatest City In The World

You're thinking of Applebee's.

except for the people at the new yorker i really like them.

LOL, everything in North Korea comes with "grave consequences."

NK: "Hey, you guys want to go out to lunch some time? It would be fun and the gravest consequences will befall you and your entire family if you don't. See ya there!"

NK: "you guys want to see a movie later? I really want to hang out with you and I'll kill…

NDSU might have been the best team outside of the BCS conferences.

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

One year at college I dressed up as an abortion (hanger on the head, blood on the shirt) and then at bartime told some kid in a Prince Fielder costume that his blackface was "unacceptable."

My favorite alternate JFK theory is that one of the Secret Service agents heard the shot, panicked, pulled out his gun, fired at where he heard the shot come from, and accidentally hit JFK right in the head.

That arrest picture sure is something. Much like the other Heather McCartney, this woman seems to be having a lot of trouble standing up on her two feet.

Man, and even after he wrote a big reminder note to himself right on his shirt.

So Meriweather is now against unloading on someone in a defenseless position?

"Did you really think that Hakeem was the only one giving lessons to big men in the offseason?" - Kermit Washington