“I bet you also thought the n-word once before too. You’re the REAL RACIST.”

“...and the US needs to go BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to segregation”

She tried to time a fart with the applause and almost got more than what she bargained for.

Slightly off subject here, but what would you say is your favorite Key and Peele skit? Personally, I have to go with Continental Breakfast, it’s just too good.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

He double-checked the math, and he still has 84 more to go to get there.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

First thing that came to mind when I saw the lead image.

Overlaying white print on top of his white jersey. One could say that graphic design is not exactly his forte

After being embarrassed like this, Lonzo can’t be in the NBA anymore. He has to Bow Wowt.

Eh, it’s not like either one of them is ever going to play pro ball or anything

Maybe it has stuff about cars in it.

To clarify, Tina twice gave the police fake names during that traffic stop. She eventually told them her real name; when asked why she lied, she answered that she thought she might be “in trouble” with the police (she had taken off from the hotel where CFS had placed her).

Since they’re in Korea, wouldn’t they have dug a hole to America?

“I saved the team event with Adam and the Shibutanis. We were about to lose our medal.”

The idea the that public/sovereign government owns navigable waterways and beachfront at the intersection with the ocean is of ancient lineage, and you can find antecedents of the California Coastal Act going back to the Romans.

He’s too poor to own an island.

Truly he is the pleb.

yeah but how will he lord over all the poors if they can’t see the beach they can’t go on? Won’t you think about his feelings!!!

You know, this is a solid comment, but you’re really not saying anything special. You’ve got a good closing line, but not a great one, nothing we haven’t seen here before. It’s just these early comments are set up to make it so much easier to get in some snark at the expense of the writer.

Difference is he’s killing drug dealers.