Like most athletes who wind up in Sacremento, he was confused, upset, and looked for any way to get the hell out of there.

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

So many good ones out there:

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

Rex Ryan has never been harder.

I thought Rex Ryan would have been the only toe shoes guy

On the contrary. Neither Dallas nor Braden is a name.

No need to badger the guy....

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Whaaa😂

A Huddersfield keeper’s dong, to be specific.

Hmmm. The Eagles didn’t have their starting quarterback, left tackle, and their most versatile running back. Yet they went punch-for-punch with the greatest quarterback of all time—a QB who earned that distinction in part because of his ability to function seamlessly no matter who he’s had to throw to.

Shot:

Fuck that literal mother fucker

me too but also fuck you

counterpoint: Give him some more Mountain Dew Code Red.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

cool

As a lifelong Bucks fan (I accept your pity), it is still absolutely unreal to me that this guy is on the team I root for. Just five years ago we were supposed to get excited about a Brandon Jennings-Monta Ellis backcourt as our future. The saddest part? We WERE excited.

here is the problem with the clement catch. find a football. hold it chest high with two hands as if you just caught a pass. now transition it to cradling it near your waist with one hand as if you were running with it. it is completely impossible to do that while keeping one hand on the ball at all times.