“How do you write Simmons so well?”

Honking in anger typically coincides with getting someone to pay attention so it seems mostly fine. But if you honk to wave at a friend in the parking lot you should be sentenced to six months wearing a big grandma sweater with “Oh dear!” written in huge hobo font on the front and back.

And here’s the super helpful response to a similar situation during this major housing crisis in Sacramento.

Deadpool works for me because it never tries to sell itself as anything more than a big dumb action movie. I can endure it with a friend who wants to watch it and be like “alright.” The Avengers and all its THOUGHTFUL EPIC DRAMA FOR THE AGES bullshit can eat a dumpster full of ass.

For real, Bob Odenkirk just shouting “CRIME” remains one of my favorite jokes of all time.

I’m extremely here for “weak beeves”.

Overwatch only gets more confusing as I become more exposed to it. Like what does this mean? Does tanking a match result in a positive outcome for the tanker? I still don’t understand how this league is supposed to attract non-Overwatch players.

*leaves hat-in-hand for the town’s lone restaurant for tall parents*

This is fun as hell! Reminds me of the comet that hit Grimace before crashing into the LAAAAME Observatory in Kingom of Loathing. Who didn’t love the Grim Grimacite Site?

Checking in for the Otis Nixon ref. The game starts at 5 minutes past the hour because TBS and Ted Turner just wanted to fuck with us. Coming up next on the All-Swayze edition of Movies For Guys Who Like Movies: Roadhouse, followed by Dirty Dancing.

I feel ya. I come from a part of northern-Northern CA that shares far more culturally with the panhandle than it does the coast. My family’s pretty conservative, but my folks have shown capacity to grow and learn and generally be better people. My brother though... good grief. So convinced of his own bullshit monomyth…

Robert Blake celebrates the last day of shooting on the set of Lost Highway.

Jim was a turd. Late late Office wasn’t great, but Robert California had some classic moments. Parks and Rec was good, but it’s boring and saccharine the second time through and has the all-time worst final season. Also, Brendanawicz was kinda better than Ben.

You’ve inspired me! I’ll take your PS-with-no-suffix one step further... Final Fantasy III. I’m not calling it VI. May all who can’t see it from the far edge of my lawn rest assured the box said “III”.

My solution was to just watch Frasier over and over. Someone please send help. And also a meatball sub.

The lid/cup function in action.

All the technology of the world and we decided to bring back puffy jackets and make them look like hotdogmail.

All the technology of the world and we decided to bring back puffy jackets and make them look like hotdogmail.

My proposition is mostly in jest, of course, but that’s extra cool to have that much non-NYC perspective! Plus I knew I was in the right place when I saw people being honest about how truly wonderful Popeye’s is.