who takes women seriously? bring me their heads.

“ball drop in times square” combined with that picture of him...

Kites have incredible eyesight. From that height, they can even see as far as London and France.

Gaylight savings.

And scooped it.

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

Ayn Rand’s version of a joke: