Its not the size of the dog, its the ... length of the leash?? My non-sequitur broke down there.

Fuck 'em!

Not to defend the guy, but I had to know. If you figure the 5M price tag as a percentage of the 8.3B net worth, it comes out to 0.06%. At this percentage, it would be like a American millionaire spending about $600 on a birthday party. That is one mind-blowingly rich kid there. Another way to think about it - if I got…

Yep, I see mountains of blow and harems of hookers for this young man. Unless he is actually a nice level-headed guy, in which case I'm even more jealous.

Well played, m’lady! So if you tripped during senior week at college, and it is senior week at the Jez, does this mean you are overdue to trip again? Are you or have you ever tripped at the Jez?

She's like Donald Trump, just speaking her mind without any filter, but in a good way!

I hear "Last Summer's Thighs" are WAY better than "This Summer's Thighs". Tighter rhythm section if ya know what I'm sayin'

Is there some kind of sex move called the "Tipper" that I haven't heard about? The Alec is really good at? Is it talking dirty during the deed but providing a parental warning beforehand?

A couple of decades ago, we were at the Getty Museum in LA and my daughter (3 y.o. at the time) was gazing at some medieval oil pointing when she just started toddling toward it with her finger outstretched. Once I realized what was about to happen, I SPRINTED across the carpet and grabbed her hand a split second…

Ironic or no? The Greek symbol delta is a triangle, used as short-hand for "vagina" in social movements and American sign language.

I was OK up until the two tunnels. Now I'm having confused feelings about rock formations in general. I'm gonna lock my office door and pull up some pictures of Yosemite landscapes on my phone. Pray for me!

I've heard a foolproof way to tell if Trump is lying. Are his lips moving? He's lying.

Hey Anna, why cheetah liver? Don't mean to hate on your epithets for you-know-who (they are superb) but polar bear livers are apparently toxic if eaten by people (and dogs). So why not :cirrhotic polar bear liver". I have no idea if polar bears drink as much as cheetahs, so there's that. I guess they do drink a lot of…

And it's that sense of responsibility and commitment to finish that plate of nachos that moves you into the "good mom" column

True! It's probably the 15 years I spent in a Siberian gulag talking!

I get what you are saying, but the aesthetic hit me as a bit Stalin-esque. It does capture her strength - HBIC indeed!

My first thought was that Hilary's image reminded me of the disembodied head of Nixon in Futurama

Playing all roles - a gender-bending thrill ride down Memory Lane!

So what would you lick her or something and enter into a higher dimension?

Come to think of it, a woman that was pretty obviously on E sat in my lap and rubbed my buzz-cut hair with that look on her face for about 30 minutes. Solid theory.