Best analogy ever!

He's withholding judgement until he decides whether they are sufficiently bangable before he acknowledges their existence.

But what if the hit piece is merely reporting the truth? When my kids were in nursery school, if they ran up to the teacher crying about someone calling them a name, the first question the teacher always asked them was "is it true what they called you?".

We have no choice but to waterboard Mr Trump. To make America great. Again.

**everyone steps back, leaving

You mean like at this very moment **grabs binoculars** ummm..no!

Whoops - missed that last sentence! F for reading comprehension. Good thing I'm pretty!

Sounds like someone needs the BOOT!

If no publisher in the world is willing to pick that book up, then neither am I!

Nooooo! Not a FOOD scientist! Quick., start scrubbing the floors!

I was too lazy to paint stuff, but I used to tie bright strips of architect’s tape to all my gear to keep it from getting lost in the field.

"deflated basketball being pooped on in a trash can by a hobo" is one of the best Trump descriptions yet!

She could play Leonardo's grandmother with that mug, amirite?

A little harder to pull off the acquittal when the gloves are made out of stretchy rubber!

When my daughters were younger and we walked the dog, a running “dad joke” was to chase them down the street waving the poop bag at them and they would have trouble running away because they were laughing too hard. So I can kinda relate to crazy poop guy on some level. Call me slightly inappropriate DOG poop guy.

True story - Akin's picture was quietly taken down from the "hall of fame" display at his old high school. Just a blank spot on the wall now. Kind of fitting in a symbolic way.

Sorry, that came out wrong. Basically that was some vivid imagery and I got a little carried away there. I know, I know. Not about my you-know what (**whispers penis***)

Also, you've got to give her credit. She's probably making good coin being the political campaign equivalent of sexual harassment training at soulless corporations.

Gotcha - I'd love to see "daft", a frequent pairing with "cunt" work its way into the American vernacular. Seems especially apt for you-know-who. Well maybe you don't, actually. Trump (not Bernie)

I'm sure that quote was taken out of context. Are you sure he wasn't talking about the redemptive power of prayer?