You go straigh to hell. He’s a beautiful angel.

Barney made 11 consecutive dog days before he got too old to climb the stairs last year.

We had tix but didn’t go bc my dog got too blacked out before the game. She’s still a good dog though.

My dog is one lazy bastard. But he is also good.

He is so right, though. Every time a school bus speeds down my street and I notice it’s filled with STRAWS and not KIDS, I just get so mad and sad for this country and society.

I think this is a beautiful sentiment. The idea that finding balance between two opposites is how you find harmony, this is not a new idea. Why does it sound so crazy to you?

Yea, that was such a great one-two punch. You couldn’t have asked for better.

So you are okay with overly-bombastic, misleading shaming rhetoric?

You should vote how you want.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

If she dies, I look forward to Trump joining Rumsfeld on the illustrious list of “Politicians that lost to dead people.”

I’m hoping for the best for you! My “negotiation” went like this:

Governor Matt Bevin is not afraid to say what unhinged, lightly treasonous fear mongers are thinking,

Mike Pence takes high road, vows to destroy women’s and LGBTQ rights nationwide very politely

Sing-A-Song-Of-Mike-Pence

Yeah, but what does Kate Upton think about this?

Suddenly the NCGOP doesn’t seem to be a fan of the free market now that the market is telling them to go fuck themselves over this one.

More than ANYTHING, I’d need to have a really clear talk with my husband about the need for him to not dismiss and invalidate my upset feelings. That was really uncool and unfunny, and he really read your needs wrong on that one. You were upset and needed to feel safe and like he had your back, not further objectified…

Hey, can we clear something up? These players are NOT “protesting the anthem” — they are staging a protest DURING the anthem. These things are wildly different. And if people can't see the difference, then they're fucking stupid.

I also trust Tim Kaine more than I trust Trump or Pence.