Starred for Gus T.T. Showbiz (the extra T is for extra talent)

Ya know, I’m decent human being who likes engaging in conversations that would hopefully evolve our understanding of things and make the world a better place, but this movie is not for me and I don’t need to see it or support it to be a decent human being doing those things.

Mel B, even if that’s true, it’s not very nice.

During the national anthem I was lying naked on my couch trying to eat corn chips off my chest without using my hands. I hope I didn’t offend anybody.

What’s Trump hiding in his tax return? Why did Ivanka meet with Putin’s girlfriend a month ago in Croatia? Did he bribe the FL AG to drop the Fraud U case? What’s the status of that child rape case against him?

Hillary said what the rest of America knows to be true, but Democrats do whatever they can to keep from hurting people’s feelings. The Republicans can dish it out, but they sure as hell can’t take it. Unlike Republicans, this dish was based on verifiable FACT.

Took Big Foot to the movies today. The theater has its pros and cons- Pros: cheap seats, cheap concessions. Most of the theaters are usually nearly empty except for first week Fridays. Cons: Forced to listen to country music via the owner’s radio station until the previews start, the man is pro-Trump and is currently…

Thank the lord because hell is sounding pretty good compared to America 2016

I want to be a dugong. But I don’t think dugongs would need an ark to survive a flood.

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

What a bunch of PC whiners. She’s just telling it like it is.

she was way off!

Ok, I am admittedly really really really bad at this, but I need a ruling. Her follow-up (the full one, not what’s written above) is shade, no?

Christ, was I drunk when I wrote that last night. No idea, actually, what I was saying or what I was referring to. I’m still slightly drunk, btw. Excellent night!

I heard an Evangelical Christian complain about having to be “politically correct.” what they call politically correct I call treating people with respect and dignity. Isn't that part of what Jesus taught, you hypocrites?

Which one of his wives do they like best, the one he raped, the one he cheated on her with, or the one he illegally brought into the country?

I really don’t understand. For me, taking a knee is, symbolically, every bit as patriotic as standing around staring off into space like most players do, maybe more so. It’s not like he is giving the black power salute, scratching his ass, picking his nose, or giving the finger to the flag.

“Also, how is Harambe connected to white supremacy”

Really a shocker that a guy who has tried to destroy the careers of multiple female co-workers might be a sexist ass.