HAHAHAHA! He dated RITA ORA? You just made my morning although I’m deeply ashamed that I know who any of these people are.

he looks like one of the typical dude bros you see on OKStupid

So the general feeling from his kid’s mother is a big ole WELP WELP WELPITTY WELP WELP?

Kara, are you trying to make me feel bad for Iggy Azalea?

I can’t stand Shonda Rhime’s shows but I appreciate her for not giving one lick of a damn what (white) viewers think.

#TeamDONOTCARE I would climb him like a tree, bad tattoos or no.

George Clooney being awkward around kids sounds about right. I wonder how he’s managed to stay friends with Brad and his kindergarten class.

One day Jen is going to give birth to an elderly man and then all the doubters are going to look soooo stupid.

True. And of course there are all the people who are all like “Poor Justin! Damned if you do, damned if you don’t! He’s right, though. We really are all the same. One world. One love. Kumbaya m’lord. I have no idea what the content of Jesse’s speech actually was, but here is a random 10-point list for why I think…

Agreed. The speech alone deserves a post.Why distract from that awesome speech with some dumbass thing Justin Timberlake said?

Don’t let anyone ever tell you your home is safer with a gun in it.

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

1. US Citizen.

I’d like to get a restraining order against all the Kardashians and Jenners and their half siblings and step siblings and fake love interests. Basically no more news from L.A.

I was so worried! Yelling about things on the internet here is my favorite past time.

I love this place. I’ve been here for years and I intend to be here no matter what happens. This whole thing just makes me ill. I feel legitimately nauseous.

Hearing about the bankruptcy really put a Denton my day, but this just made it a good Thiel better.

I love this blog, mom!

We have been ignoring him for a long time in the UK and I promise you, you will not regret this path.

That second one must have been after he had a day to turn himself into the real police.