Has anyone seen this adorable video yet? It made my day!

You know why I love reading Doug Barry columns? Because of all the Jezzies who love to hate-read Doug Barry columns and then comment about it. This isn't snark, I really truly enjoy the inevitable comment circus, and I kinda think Doug does too. That's just my gut feeling on the matter.

If K and K wanted to shock people with their wedding, they'd elope.

Ha, exactly. It's entirely possible to do circuit training/HIIT without being so damned rushed through every move. Now that I'm more experienced I can handle her workouts a lot better, but I still prefer other trainers and routines to most of hers. I would never suggest her DVDs to a beginner, because I think they…

I agree. I got injured doing her 30 Day Shred. I think the problem is that she constantly tells you not to let pain or anything else stop you, and that you can do it no matter what... except that's simply not true for everyone. If you have a good baseline of fitness and knowledge of form, sure, but her DVDs are…

YOU MADE A MERKIN OUT OF BARBIE HAIR?

My barbie had a black ken boyfriend cause that's how my parents looked. I didn't think anything of it but the parents on my playdates would ask me about it. A LOT.

I was very traditional. Barbie and Ken got into bed with me every night, naked, and they would make out all night long because that's how you make a baby.

I also remember hammering things with Barbie's nekkid boobs quite regularly. They were so hard!

Two words: Lesbian Island.

You disgust me.

I was too young when I learned about the Holocaust. I shaved all my Barbies and placed them on a cookie sheet, just as my mother was walking into the kitchen. I can't imagine the look on her face when she learned that her little girl was "playing Shoah."

My Kens were subjected to left-leg amputation as soon as they…

My Barbies had so much dirty sex with other dolls. I had a Barbie who had sex with a Strawberry Shortcake "Huckleberry Pie" doll.

I almost forgot! Here is a photo of me mid-workout on the left of Jillian looking very fetching indeed. There were photographers and videographers everywhere so I'm just waiting for more to be revealed in due time.

Jesus H... I feel like saying "I'm sorry" but... I don't think that holds enough weight here. I'm glad you feel a sense of peace now.

Note: Gap, Inc. also owns Old Navy, Banana Republic, Athleta, and Piperlime. That is a lot of big stores - this is actually a pretty huge move.

Between this and those awesome ads with the handsome sikh gent that they stood wholeheartedly behind when racists attacked it, the GAP is KILLING it.

Pff. More like "When it's cold who refuses to let you touch the thermostat because of a silent fight twixt man and energy company? Me. When you're hungry who gives you a blank look until you start making canned soup out of frustration and then lamely offers to get carryout while said soup is halfway cooked? I do. …

Not a vampire and it's just a coincidence that his 20-gallon hat contains a painting of an extremely haggard man.