kookaloontz
kookaloontz
kookaloontz

There's no way that guy isn't Asian. Nobody outside of Asia would be so scared to hit the plastic tube in front of them that they'd rather get nailed by a train.

My car's name is Chimchiminichimchiminichimchimchurroo but yeah your version fits better and is more beautiful.

Yeah his five seconds of contrarianism is way more beautiful and edgy than that car that took more than a year to make.

You sure do seem to care about telling people you don't care that they care about something you say you don't care about, which is that they care that you don't like it.

Gonna take a wild guess here and say somebody did call 911 and they didn't mention it or didn't find that person to interview.

Within 40 seconds of the start of video, the verdict was obvious for me:

I agree, those Startech logos that are an identical font and two less letters than the Range Rover logo are hideous compared to the stock logos (?)

Well they don't owe you anything except your safety. And of course faux libertarian assholes will argue they don't owe you that. But presuming you have a knowledge of the unspoken "social contract" of a pre-Reagan America (before it was deemed ok again to be a greedy asshole), the rich have an obligation to help

Good God that second black and white quattro coupe cutaway had the engine so far ahead of the front axle I was practically yelling at the screen for the engineer to stop. But I was decades too late.

Yeah Saab really went avant-garde with that 6-cylinder manifold and Alfa Romeo badge.

That 96 cutaway is about as clear an impressionist illustration of a car swapping ends braking too hard in a corner as anything I've seen.

I see some nostalgic bastard PS'd out the electrical fire.

You watch. Come October that thing's gonna be a foot long and he'll finally win a playoff game again.

Oh God I forgot about that BMW crash. As the owner of an E34 that's just horrifying to see two absolutely mint cars get totaled in the same accident. 'Course that guy clearly had seriously overloaded that E34 wagon with that. Those things aren't even rated to tow another car that size, let alone a car on top of a damn

Yeah that's the bizarre part that they came up with something so brilliantly simple and then immediately transitioned into executing it with such hilarious incompetence.

Yeah the epilogue here is somebody's $1000 civic just caused somebody about $10,000 worth of spousal abuse. 'Course the pissed off owner probably should have done the math on putting a 2,300lb car on a pair of 400lb capacity aluminum motorcycle ramps and putting a chick with seemingly zero left-pedal experience behind

You win the whole damn thing. Never in my life did I think I'd see a helicopter half-assedly try to tow a boat and obviously crashing immediately, but without somebody's face getting propellered off. That's just lighthearted fun there.

Kinda sucks it's not a Ducati engine, however ubiquitous those are with some boutique designers that it makes them a cliche. Their sound just has a hell of a mystique. If you're not going to show the engine, you might as well have it sound like the roar of God. KTMs sound way too similar to all the other sport V-twins

Yeah there's really nothing wrong with twins. The monos came along for packaging and weight purposes after swingarm design had improved enough to be stable on its own.

Yeah but you'd figure that just like every bike if the fuel's in the frame they'd show it off. Probably just a hidden cell like, well, a Goldwing I guess is the most ignominous way to say it.