Dude you know what you wrote is right there, right? You can't say "oh I stopped doing that stuff at this point, even though the thoughts are all on this page in chronological order."

"Did you hear that thing fly by your head?

I don't miss shit. I make sarcastic jokes all the time. I'm gonna lay this out for you, joke genius:

If that's a Ferrari then I'm a Ford transit van.

As Detroit said it's gonna take time. That said, Wal Mart used to be packed with American made products, then they said fuck that and sold out completely while wreaking just absolute destruction on American manufacturing and small businesses simultaneously.

Yeah came here to say this. The level of gee whiz technical incompetence by much of the writing staff here is embarrassing, but they're just writing for their audience: nerd types who are mildly interested in cars (or at least being able to act like they know about cars) who can barely turn a screwdriver let alone a…

The irony of this comment is that for guys who actually know how cars work, Jalopnik is a dumbed-down car site. I'll never forget that post from the guy here who owns a 50 year old Beetle but doesn't have tools, doesn't know how to use them, and thinks "fixing" a spark plug is some badge of honor. And I'm talking…

I've actually heard that from the un-stupid as well. If you think about it, as you drive an automatic your gas foot gets used to modulating the throttle differently than on a stick. I know I do, in order to get the car to accelerate how I want to and shift when I want to based on RPM, load, road speed and throttle…

Did you misread what she wrote?

"not overtly racist"

Well if it was rigged it was certainly better choreographed than the Canadians.

No damnit he's Beethoven and his partner is Malefocent. It's pretty clear.

So splitting hairs gets you laid?

It's funny how the private sector jobs weren't good enough somehow...almost as if for the average Joe American unions are a good thing.

He should quit and work for a private sector security company. He'll love how free and American he feels guarding a sewage plant and getting paid $10 an hour with no benefits.

Yeah but then he has to deal with the horror of "redistribution of wealth" to people who "work" instead of people whose financial advisors trade their stocks for them. That's not the America he came from/didn't come from/came from again.

Everything you just wrote started with some absurd misinterpretation of what I wrote, then just argued with that instead of what I actually wrote. So basically your entire rant was a confused, unhinged argument against things I didn't even write. I feel bad for you but you're just so damn hateful at convincing…

It sounds like you're intentionally splitting two issues which he (in the brief time he was allotted) implied and denounced as concisely as he could.

Your basic premise isn't true here (NFL team officials HAVE gone on record saying his shot at the draft is hurt by this). So no, it's not a strawman argument put up by anybody. There have been NFL team brass who have said shit like this for years.