"... gone through some emotional setbacks"? You make it sound like he either a) got turned down for a date by the girl of his dreams or b) was turned down by Princeton, even though he had already bought the school sweatshirt and everything.

Also, it's "retch," not "wretch." If you are talking about gagging, that is. A wretch is a miserable person, like a professional writer who doesn't know the difference between homonyms.

It's not like guys are buying sex toys to curl up with them in the lonely watches of the night and whisper "I wish you were real" over and over again whilst weeping. It's a fucking sex toy, ffs.

Shaming men (and women) for using sex toys is not cool.

I'm picturing Erin looking at the comments and going, Oh shit. How long 'til a single person agrees with me?

So women using dildos are lonely freaks too? How about vibrators?

Why are we empowered when we buy a vibrator, but a man who buys a fleshlight is a 'lonely fuck'?

I don't understand the second part of your post. Gravity was an enjoyable yet "I only need to see it once" type of movie, but the direction was a marvel. Her apparently puts a great spin on a topic that seems difficult to manage well, but I can see it not being the most visually arresting film. Why should one film win…

Much cuter and smarter than his last running mate!

I'm really shocked that thinning a face makes it so much more memorable. Also, I'm not sure I associate thin faces with trustworthyness or kindness. In fact, (anecdotally) I think I may actually associate slightly rounder face shapes with kindness (sort of like Santa?) rather than one that looks incredibly sharp,…

These faces look a lot like celebrity faces in magazines after they've been through the photoshop ringer; thinner, longer, whiter. Do you think the recent trend in over-manipulating faces we see every day has changed the way our brains take in and remember faces?

Yeah, no tears here. Definitely entertaining though!

Maybe if he wore a red dress and did an interpretive dance?

Expensive clementine.

"Take a moment to soak in the idea the she is channeling the Dowager Countess here."

They know that "Downton" is not the family's last name, right?

Does being a vegetarian prevent you from using Google?

I thought they were too constipated to do that reliably?

Same lady-9lbs of cottage cheese in under 2 minutes. She's my new hero.