Maybe why you're a former UPS employee?

Yeah.. I deliver babies and I basically do the same thing.

That or she wants you to have nice things because she thinks you deserve nice things.

Maybe she just thinks you don't buy that stuff because you think it is too expensive and she wants to treat you to something you don't buy yourself?

C'est la vie.

Bikini line trimmer: self explanatory?

I have a sodastream. It's awesome. My kitchen is FULL of gadgets. Sodastream is worth every penny if you are willing to accept that you will never get "Coke" as a flavor. The colas mainly taste like RC, which is cool. The pink grapefruit tastes like fresca and "energy" tastes exactly like redbull. Whatever you…

Goddammit, you beat me to it.

patiently awaiting a "how to survive a Christmas visit with your mother, the whore" guide.

Explain please?

While I do not watch WWE, I do understand that it is legitimately entertaining to others. In my opinion when some people say that WWE is not legitimate or fake it is because it is a pre-determined match. The two people (or however many) that get in the ring are not really wresting in the real sense that Olympic style…

I almost lost my mastiff and three cats to a fire in my apartment this week, literally my worst nightmare came true, coming home to my a fire with my animals dead inside. I have followed jez for quite some time, and have always been to nervous to comment. This touched my heart.

very rescued. so miracle. victory Team Dog.

I'm oppressed and I can't get up!

It would be really nice if you listed the song titles so I didn't have to listen to the beginning of every video.

So.....you violated someone's space, he muttered something sotto voce, then you went and wrote an angry screed about it?

Ever notice that glass tastes a lot like blood?

Psssssssssssst. I'm pretty sure it was a joke.

I cannot understand how anybody to whom this happens doesn't just do the Liz Lemon thing!!!!!!!! Come on

As an Atheist I like to think of this time year as a secular time to give back and spend time with family. So call me a hypocrite but I still "celebrate" Christmas and give my kids gifts because lets face it most american kids do and I don't want my child to be left out of the fun.