Are we sure this is Oregon and not texas? This story has texas written all over it.

...all of it.

So true...the internet has become an alternative to the justice system, in some ways.

Hi Donna, thanks for stopping by to answer questions.

Hahahaha, glad to be of service. Have an awesome trip!!!

That was it! I totally forgot those details...good memory! We were also there around the same time!

I used to go to a bar in Rome that served chocolate shot glasses filled with various liquors and topped with a cubic fuckton of whipped cream and sprinkles/coconut shavings/cinnamon/etc.

A carton of that and a vibrator and I would never need to go on a date again.

Mmmmmmm Eataly. Mmmm food amusement park.

And aren't the dogs all rescues themselves? Seems like a great idea to me!

Brilliant use of that gif

Hehe

I just want a John Stewart of my very own to marry...

Can we still get the cash if we photoshop the retouched pictures to look un-retouched...or does that just start an unending cycle of 'shop?

Did she bring her laptop and blackberry in to the delivery room? I wouldn't be surprised.

That PhD better stand for Pretty Huge DiaperGenie, because you're gonna need one by baby #4!

Once it's born, it should get to work and pay for its own diapers and things. Ugh, lazy infants are such a drain on society.

Oh, thanks for reminding me. Better quit now and start having some babies! I hope to have a whole Duggar pack.

It's absolutely insane that many of the same lawmakers who want to ban abortion also expect women to have a baby on a Friday and be back at work the following Monday...and of course, the cost of child care be damned!

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