Ugh don't tempt fate or women will be limited to abortions 20 weeks before they're pregnant in the first place.

If I weren't all the way across the country, I'd be there too!

Done!

Wow! Go Senator Davis! Austin-area Jezzies should go cheer for her on the senate steps when she succeeds and finally gets to leave the senate floor. After her well-deserved bathroom break, that is.

It's like a weird version of being a sport parent or stage parent but without your kid gaining any skills like team work or balance or confidence. Instead the kid probably gains a shallow sense of self importance so....it's probably worse.

Yeah I do hope he can turn it around and not be an asshole adult.

I agree. I mean he's definitely a little shit....but he's also spent the last 5 years with millions of fans telling him he can do no wrong.

Yeah I'm surprised no one is addressing that this is probably just a compilation of comedian tweets/funny Facebook statuses and they don't even seem like they're about one person. I mean its still amusing but in the limited way that any faked thing would be.

Well when you see that, come up and say hi. I'm friendly and so is my new pet. It's uh, an exotic cat.

It's just a really unsettling allocation to have thrown at you, unfounded. I guess you're right about not getting defensive, so I guess I'll stop wearing the sandwich board that says 'I SWEAR I'M NOT LIKE PAULA DEEN!' (the back says 'Butter is still awesome, though'). Ugh building politics.

Hmm definitely wasn't aggressive or anything. He and his friends were just being goofy and nice, they were drunk but not out of control. He seemed like a nice guy, I was just tired from work and didn't wanna keep hanging out in the lobby so I was trying to leave, and his advances were respectful but I just wasn't…

So last night as I came home from work at a restaurant around 11pm or so, a guy in the lobby of my buidling who was sitting with 2 friends waiting for a ride or something started hitting on me. They were drunk and it was friendly and nice so I indulged it for a bit before trying to leave for bed but he kept insisting…

Hey now! You can't go expecting people to know the meanings of the words they use.

Get 'em! They're great.

Humans....

I think black women look gorgeous with head wraps/turbans, especially fun bright ones! I'm just not sure I could pull it off as a white girl/I'm worried it would come off as thoughtless cultural appropriation, even though really I'm just lazy with styling my hair and like how scarves look! For now I stick to the messy…

Oy. What? What in the hell? Even blatant inequality aside, as long as the kids are covered, clean, and not wearing anything with an obscene word/picture, I cannot see what's distracting about just about anything they're wearing OR doing with their hair.

Ugh. I'll continue not clicking through.

I never click through to gawker anymore because I always end up disappointed. have they recently been outing non-douchetrolls? Or do you mean they take a stance that sexuality should be always off limits?

Hahaha well when I first moved to italy I thought salads were alarmingly dry and the lack of dressing made me feel like I had just plucked a handful of grass and sat down with a fork.