I remember the movie Ted being particularly awful with that. It's such a frustrating concept—get people into your movie with the funny parts and then underwhelm them by not having more.

Yeah, a bathtub just sounds too calm and still....

Yeah that whole 5th grade experience was really overwhelming. There was just so much room for health teacher awkwardness

I think he meant like he had a lady-person describe it to him that way—that it feels like warm bathwater coming out of your vadger. That way when girls asked what the blood felt like, he'd have a description. But...ugh I just cant.

I still can't hear that song without automatically panicking that I need a tampon.

I can almost guarantee I was more uncomfortable/traumatized when my male health teacher told my 5th grade class that he's hear getting one's period feels like when you get out of a warm bath and some of the warm water later leaks out of your special parts....which he followed immediately by accompanying himself on the…

I'm glad you mentioned the whole super obvious movie trailer thing. It drive me crazy but I feel like people rarely mention it! It's worst with comedies, they always give away every good joke.

I've never heard of Kitty Pryde before (and I'm a young! Oops!) but I think her attitude about this is awesome!

COTD, if thats ever coming back

Thats what I was thinking. It would certainly taste off from a non-alcoholic orange juice.

I'm assuming it would taste really off and someone wouldn't actually consume the whole bottle, especially if it also looked like it had been previously opened? Eeek still crazy though.

I missed that they were local independent orgs, although that makes sense since it didn't mention the involvement of the national groups.

That's awesome!

Right, that's why I threw a line in about that at the bottom— there are non-social fraternities and sororities that are co-ed and generally based around a service/business/pre-med theme. They are often very social and party but not technically social organizations, and often far less likely to haze—it varies school to…

I think 'female members of a fraternity' is a very simplified/misleading way to put it. Sweethearts are more like sorority members selected by a frat to be their...idk...right hand woman? Basically they help them plan rush events, sometimes cook for them, go to their fundraisers, have their sorority make them posters…

Nooooo MAKE IT GO AWAY. I went out of my way to avoid ever seeing that movie or watching trailers for it, and now...

You rushed both a fraternity and sorority? Or was the former a sorority that still retains its historical title as a fraternity?

AND THE FURTHER BACK I GET FROM MY SCREEN, THE SMALLER SHE LOOKS! PLUS SIZED? FROM THE END OF THE HALL IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S A GODDAMN POLLY POCKET!

KinjaSucksHard, the honest assessment of the commenting system! Thanks for the internets.

'Tis a valid effort. BUT SHE DOESN'T LOOK FAT I DONT GET IT PLUS SIZED MORE LIKE NORMAL SIZED, AMIRIGHT?