....ghost Reagan, is that you?!

Ahh such an awkward/irritating situation...a lot of the approach depends on how close you are to the offensive chewer!

Haha I'm going to have to start looking more dangerous! I'm thinking Scary Spice multi-bun hair style, as a starting point. Thanks for your input!

Thanks so much for your detailed reply! I think I'm usually rather vague on social media and don't reveal too much but it's a really good point. I could definitely stand to be less of a phone-fiddler when walking alone.

thanks...that's actually alarmingly likely. As outlined above I'm just not built to put up much of a fight so I'm sure it'd be easy to get something like that away from me. Badass as I might feel walking around with brass knuckles, that could go south fast....

the listserv idea was really good though! never would've thought of it, thanks!

where does one purchase a stun gun? I suppose I'd have to research the local laws about that as well...

I did one...it worked out well for me although it was a VERY relaxed company. I just made sure I was alone in my apartment and that there was no background noise (embarrassing phone ringtones, etc.). The quality of the video call was good though!

First of all yes x 100000 for Summer Heights High!

Impressive! Especially to me...sometimes I leave a bag or 2 of unrefrigerated groceries in my car when I don't want to struggle to carry them all in.

I've wanted to start watching this show but I keep talking myself out of it because I don't want the heartbreak of personal attachment followed by cancellation!

It's really hard for a site like TMZ to hit a new low but I think it might have....

Lululemon's pants may claim to wick away sweat, but I guarantee nothing wicks away urine quite like an entire closet's worth of dollar tree pants worn simultaneously.

This is why I prefer to wear 98 pairs of $1 pants at a time.

A friend created a sort of social media movement, Girl with a Book based on Malala's bravery. It's actually gathered decent worldwide support and made it on the UN blog! Now she's trying to raise money to build a library at a girl's school in Pakistan. I don't even feel bad shamelessly plugging it because it's got a…

I see only one solution...

very nice, very nice.

I've never tried an energy shot, largely because when they first came out I had a friend who drank two and soon half of her face went completely slack while the other half twitched. Figured I'd just stick to a nice coffee.

I predict a fair amount of kid and/or classroom pet related hijinks but ultimately a happy ending.

I assume they're fed a diet of exclusively cadbury creme eggs. Which raises the old question, which came first?