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There’s a “Let’s Remember Some Guys” fella.

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“Sean Taylor will miss 2-4 weeks with a minor laceration suffered at his home...”

No one looked at his shoulders because he wasn’t playing due to his hamstrings. Always hamstrings.

So it turns out these “neutral doctors" were, in fact, a bunch of Jags.

This is even more disturbing than the Raiders allowing Jamarcus Russell to play when he was completely healthy.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

I don’t know what those Twitter users expect a social media intern to say other than what they said. It’s not worth pushing the issue with someone who has no ability to change anything, other than just giving some poor dude a hard time.

Yo Smoke, it's like quicksand, stop before you go all the way under. And you killed that guy.

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

This is everything:

MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD! THAT’S... THAT’S CHRISTIAN PONDER’S MUSIC!

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Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

That must be one deep fucking pocket.

Is it sorrow? I’m sure he will be an Adequate Man about this.

Somebody better check on Drew.

RIP Teddy Bridgewater

Apparently the knee couldn't handle all the weight from teddys little friend