Can’t

Yeah, but you’re a satan worshipping bisexual polygamist, old man. So why should we listen to you?

I’m a veteran of three dozen wars. Name a body part and a planet and I’ve taken a bullet in it, on it. All to keep our flag flying free.

“They only showed him kill that guy on replay” is my favorite comeback of all time now. Find that hill and die on it, buddy.

Or perhaps the person who would never let their kid play in the dirt...or maybe even not outside, period.

it must suck to be so alone.

You are quite the party.

Found the never-nude.

Works great until the kids start running into the room on Saturday mornings and jumping on the bed.

I'm kind of glad the legacy of prince wasn't sullied by the rest of this....ugh, whatever it is.

Nothing to see here...Black on Black crime doesn’t fit our narrative...go back to yelling at cops killing far far fewer black people per year ya far left crazies...

And the White Sox are incredibly dumb for allowing a lame duck manager overuse the team’s most valuable asset, one that could bring Chicago a significant return in the offseason. If the White Sox could develop any positional players, it wouldn’t be necessary to trade him. But they can’t, and they can’t win with him…

Row the boat!

update* baylor files transfer requests to add to their “culture”

Too bad they didn’t miss as much as Wade does.

The 2 were going to transfer to Baylor, but were turned down because they forgot to rape the girl before leaving.

If only they had gone to Tennessee they could have had 100 tacos instead

If they just pay the players they could have hired professional thieves and this whole caper would have gone off without a hitch....

Appreciate your concern for white people but until Tom Brady has to sit out the national anthem to draw attention to white people dying in the streets, let's focus on the problem, which is 72% of African-Americans growing up in a single parent household. National average is 25%.