We live in a world where the Israeli PM hates Muslims SO MUCH that he’s willing to blame them for steering Hitler toward Holocaust.

Ah, but why should they complain. Isn’t this capitalism at work? To those who have much, more will be given. To those who have little, even that which they have will be taken away (rough translation of a verse somewhere in the bible).

What a weird biography of a man I had no interest in learning about, but greatly fascinated me when reading about him. Really good long read Shaun and totally unexpected from Deadspin. You briefly mention Oscar Bonavena. He’s someone who also had an interesting life that would make a great long read.

I can’t wait until every one of their daughters grow up and turn into Commie Liberal Pinkos to get back at them.

That moment in my life where I googled rates of praying mantis sexual cannibalism and now I can’t go back.

You know what *does* belong in a museum? Hobby Lobby’s views on birth control.

Maybe this is where my ex learned that it was okay to say ‘I can’t enjoy it if you’re crying’ instead of.. You know.. Just stopping what he was doing.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

“As you rape your wife don’t look her at her face, trust me guys, that’s just awkward.”

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

I want to be couple friends with Megan and Nick where we do old people things like puzzles and cross stitch with really crass conversation.

that he’s considered calling in the military “to protect women and the country.”

Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.

I have a daughter, and if she’s going to see sex on the Internet some day, I am least heartened that she might stumble upon at least some depiction of genuine female pleasure

It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

then you would be wrong... I think we all know enough about drunk driving these days that we know that if you willfully get behind the wheel while drunk, you’re a human weapon. So yeah... trying.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

I would say drunk driving would categorize as trying to harm/kill others

The biggest asshole I have ever encountered in real life was a greasy, disgusting 40+ year old man shopping with his walker using elderly mother who as they walked to their car was screaming at her to hurry up and called her a “Fucking cunt of a mother”. After he crammed the shopping bags in to the trunk, he slammed…

I hope the fact that he raped a family member then tied her to a toddler bed and taunted her with a knife for two hours means he adopted exactly ZERO babies.