You forgot Q on that list.

It’s Mississippi

I won’t call her out on the affair—he broke vows, she didn’t. She owes nothing to another person’s marriage. That said, the way she taunted the first wife was borderline sociopathic.

Ms. Holmes and Mr. Foxx

*weird compliment alert* Whoever this is has really nice nail beds.

Amateurs.

They’re not Muslims, you dumb fuck. India is almost 80% Hindu. You’re too stupid to even be a good bigot.

There’s so many lies I tell myself so I can continue to exist in this world without breaking down into a puddle of helplessness. One is that most people are, at their core, good. But shit like this, man... I don’t know.

AINT MUCH BETTER IN HERE, KID

I think you know. But which is which?

Counterpoint. Go Fuck Yourself.

It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.

Another data point, I had a friend who worked at DQ a while back, and at least back then at his store the policy was not to try to “fix” a blizzard by adding stuff. If the customer was not satisfied for whatever reason, the blizzard just got re-made. Reason being that every time you mix the treat you’re adding heat…

Am...I supposed to be mad? Honestly, truly, why should I be upset? If it weren’t so hard to get citizenship maybe this would happen less?

Scruffy 62nd Avenue. I can't play this game.

I'm a girl but my porn name is such a dude name: Bucky Timbercreek

This is what I appreciated about this article too. To label yourself specifically “white” when white was the default and universal value means you made the conscious decision to racialize yourself. You could only do that in opposition to black people, and in doing so you acknowledged that blacks had a rough deal. You…

I love this expression and honestly thought no one under 60 or a lover of old movies, would understand it.

Christine Ouzounian sounds like the human equivalent of Amazon feedback emails; you buy a three -pack of tube socks and you get sixteen follow ups on them. How was the packaging? How did you like them? how many stars would you give them? Would you write a review of them?