Absolute art.

My newsfeed has several people crowing, “you get it now, don’t you, liberals?” (I’ve never been anti-gun, though.)

Trump and I actually have the same birthday. I can’t even express how tragic it is.

Actually, there was one woman on it when it first got there, and by the time it got out another had joined. Maybe she was in the cab originally?

I didn’t see any of that. Was that before or after when the cops had to push everyone back so he could escape?

I was there when the truck first pushed through and watched it leave. The bros on it were all kinda “neener neener” when they first rolled in, but were much more subdued once the crowd forced them to stop and sit there until the cops rescued them.

The first two Khans and the Versace. Hot damn.

Oh dear. Is it that unreliable? I was going to park at a friend’s in Alexandria and take the metro in. Now you have me worried, not that it’s difficult....

I feel you so hard, just got out of something similar. Me: 28, back in schoil to be an aerospace engineer, liberal and feminist af, never married, ex-Mormon. Him: 40, twice divorced, 4 kids he doesn’t see, ex-military, conservative and Christian (currently Mormon).

I got a really good accidental slam during shower sex when I was 19. Yeah. “Like fully right in there”. I collapsed on the floor, lemme tell ya.

That’s fair. I’d never heard that term before, so I read your post and just kind of thought, “well, that’s unfortunate....”

In light of the story above, I’m not really sure I consider “in the hut” an okay replacement.

The first time I saw one I was like, “why is JC Penney selling tribble key chains?” Then I saw that every single store in the mall had them. I approve of this trend, especially since there are several that are actually tribble-colored.

Oh my God, she might have been my roommate. I didn’t even know what to say when she told me that.

Normally I’d be like “lol, right?” but in my buzzed state, this just makes me sad. My family is still so damn Mormon it hurts.

I’m going to say that yours were bigger then, as mine have somehow never kept me from breathing. Hence while I still have them, despite begging the ENT to take them out. Apparently you have to get tonsillitis five times in a year. My four just didn’t cut it. >.>

I managed to get tonsillitis 7 times in two years, and I’m sitting here thanking EVERYTHING that I never experienced this. O.o

I had my doctor call over two nurses to check out “the biggest tonsils [he’s] ever seen”. They are pretry big even when I’m healthy, but I was in for tonsillitis and my throat was almost completely closed.

Came to the comments looking for this. Most excellent.

It’s by far the best purple I’ve ever seen on a car. And purple is the queen of all colors, so....