Is all of the writing so dreadful? Because that’s dreadful.

THIS. I watch my neighbor’s cat stroll through my yard every damn day like it owns the place. It walks all over my truck and had left scratches by sliding down the fucking tailgate.

Poor kid. Seminary is fucking boring.

I was wondering how she bought that, but you just made me sit back down and shut up. That last sentence couldn’t be more true.

Mine was over a bathroom paint job. I was sloppy in my removal of the tape.

Mine is similar. Lunch line in 8th grade. The guy who teased/hit on me all the time in history class asked in a slimy voice, “What are you doing this weekend?” I replied, “Not you.”

I feel you. I was seconds away from hitting my dad with a baseball bat, but I didn’t look menacing at all because I was crying with rage.

No. I didn’t end up hitting him with the bat. I probably wouldn’t be here to type this if I had.

Right? I was like GET IT, gurl! You know what’s up.

Yasss please. This is beautiful.

That’s so depressing. My mom had four kids in 4 years and 7 months, and I don’t doubt that her situation was similar. -.-

EDIT: That’s the time from when I was born to when my brother was, so it doesn’t count the time she was pregnant with me. Guess that makes it 5 yrs and 4 months.

RIGHT? That BEARD tho. It's so fabulous.

We had one when we lived in Tucson, on a sewer system. But I live in septic tank territory now, and I've never seen one at a house around here. Just doesn't seem wise.

I'm cutting mine of next week! I'm going from should blade length to a pixie. Nervous kinda, but I'm so over my hair at this point.

"Fly, yes. Land, no."

Of all the terrible things those people have done, this would have had me setting people on fire. They're lucky they couldn't find it.

I will never be over this.

If you're always wearing the same/almost the same clothes when you weigh yourself, it's not that big of a deal. Gym clothes add like... a pound, if you're taking your shoes off.

I love those mirrors! They look like molecular structures.... They would be perfect for my geek den. <3

Are they less sweet? I live in Caramel D Lite territory. I'm all about coconut, but they're a bit too sweet for me.

I didn't get one fucking tin of those last Christmas. :| They are everywhere when I'm a kid and I hate them, but when I finally realize they're good... NONE.