My guess was Richmond. Is North Carolina purplish these days?

That's srs business, though. I don't know if I could be with someone who couldn't jam out to "I Want A New Drug" with me.

Just reading this makes my throat hurt. Giving too much head = tonsillitis. Four times in a year. No marriage is worth that, thanks.

The fact that it's being held up like that without completely falling apart is amazing to me.

I'm not sure if that makes me feel better or worse.

Broke his arms while... having sex with his mother?

I feel like that song would be to the tune of "Fishing in the Dark".

I would prefer to get pullets if I'm ever able to make it happen. Dealing with chicks does seem to be a lot of work. (I prefer adopting adult dogs for the same reason; they're usually housetrained! Sure, puppies and chicks are cute, but if that's why you're getting them, there's a problem.)

I've always dreamed of owning chickens, and I did a ridiculous amount of research a few years ago. I understand WHY people get chicks instead of eggs - incubation is time consuming and easy to mess up - but I've always been a little squicked by it. Any delay/mishandling on the part of the post office can bring you a…

My brother has Duane Syndrome and had a procedure done to straighten out his "problem" eye. Beside the fact that he suddenly had depth perception and was actually seeing in 3D for the first time, he was pretty weirded out by the mirror for a while.

I know I'll be buried in the greys, but I need to post this because I'm sitting in my office bawling my eyes out.

We adopted my brother's dog Sammie when she was about 8. Her current owner was gone 10-12 hours a day and didn't feel that she was giving her the home she deserved. She already had arthritis at that point,…

I made a little quiche-thing with spaghetti squash, broccoli, spinach, and ham. Pretty good, but I really need to learn to let things cool before I stuff them in my face....

I have the Felicity cookbook, and I stole my sisters Josefina one. I dig them. I remember trying to make the chicken pie thing, and also the whipped drink.

I'm 26 and I voted. The only election I've missed was 2008 when I was at school out-of-state and too overloaded to think about getting an absentee ballot.

Shit. Just when I was feeling a little superior. I sure wish we'd keep our (their) opinions to ourselves some (all) of the time.

Oh, okay. I think I'm somewhat familiar with the concept, but didn't know the name.

It sounds like knotting isn't something I should google at the office....

I've been watching for a while, and he's getting 2-3 new likes per minute. People are the worst.

Stuck on a "house of pure malachite". A glint of genius amidst the madness.

I feel like appraising is pretty accurate, but I get what you're saying. To appraise is to assess the value of, which is what they're doing, really. But it certainly doesn't capture the intrusive quality of it. It's like they're eyeing a piece of meat in a butcher's window.