I love Nutella, but I'm with you. It would be awesome if they toned down the sugar and upped the chocolately richness.

My ex always went through his ranch dressing about three times as fast as I went through mine. Salad isn't healthy when you put 500 calories of dressing on it, bro. :|

Are you sure that's per teaspoon? Most dressings have a serving size of 2 tbsp.

I've done that on multiple occasions, most recently at age 24. I think (hope?) that it's not uncommon.

Kiwis and pears have that, too, I think. Apples, too, to a lesser extent? They are found in various Korean marinades to tenderize the meat.

Yes.

I think I'm building up a tolerance to pineapple. I've gotten to the point where my tongue and the roof of my mouth only burn when I eat an entire pineapple.

Yes, I sit down and eat a whole pineapple sometimes.

I think that's true for almost every fruit, really. All that has to happen is a heavy rain right before harvesting, and whatever it is will be watery and flavorless. Strawberries and cantaloupe (despite smelling phenomenal) have been that way for us this year. And the blackberries have been spectacularly tart.

Indeed. The fuzz makes me itch. Back when I was a packer, my arms itched all through peach season from touching all those damn things....

You aren't supposed to eat the thorns, you know.

I hate watermelon and love watermelon candy. They have absolutely nothing in common.

I wouldn't say that they're disgusting, kind of like brown sugar. It's the texture that I can't get past. :|

You are not alone.

When I read the intro, I thought "That doesn't sound so bad." Then I clicked on it, and my thought-sentence trailed of with "Ohhhhhh...."

Jesus. That sounds like my ex-fiance. I figured out that he was a pathological liar, but he sure has a lot of the qualities you just trotted out.... I honestly didn't bother finding out how deep the lies went, since he wouldn't fess up of you held him over a volcano, but I'm sure he had a whole list of girls to get…

Both of my exes have done this. They don't want to be with me anymore but don't have the balls to break up with me. Even when I straight up ASKED if they wanted to be together, they'd say yes.

They talk about pulling things out of the garbage at Weight Watchers. My mom and I always look at each other like "no way people actually do that". Thank you for proving me wrong. (They suggest pouring soap or something all over the food if you want to keep yourself from going back to it. Crazy.)

I've realized lately that every single shirt I own has some stain on it. I'm guessing most of them are grease-related, probably from Chinese food or pizza. Most of my pants are stained, too: either grease stains or pen marks on the thighs, or orange stains from the hellish clay around here.

I need to know as well. I was born a platinum blonde and stayed that way until about 10 years old. I'm now a regular old brunette. WHAT AM I?

Indeed. I had to Google it.