Mine, too. Once they get going, I just curl up in a fetal position and cover my head, and they spend about 5 minutes trying to get through my arms to my face. I love my crazy girls. :)

That is so logical, but so incredible at the same time. I guess that says something about the rest of the world.

My friend texted me last night and asked if I would forgive her if she killed herself, seeing as she doesn't believe in an afterlife. A few minutes later, she said that she'd taken a whole bottle of Klonopin, and that if she didn't make it, she wanted me to know that she loved me. "Please don't call EMS. I want this."…

Love it. I don't have a lot of requirements in a future husband, but being okay with naming our first son James Tiberius is at the top of the list. <3

My stomach knotted up reading that. Oh my God... beyond awful. :(

Disclaimer: I've never driven/ridden/been near an ATV ever.

I can't help but think that a lot of these accidents are caused by operator error and/or parental negligence. Just because your kid wants to ride one doesn't mean they should. Standing up and going 40 mph obviously isn't a good idea.

Also, one last comment. Did anyone else notice how much time Morello spent turned around, looking at Rosa, while she was driving?

Oh no, sorry, that pregnancy hormones comment wasn't directed at you. It was just a general... thing. I honestly have serious issues with people using that as an excuse to be a shitty person. I had serious beef with my high school French teacher, and now she's teaching my brother. "Oh, she's really nice! She was just…

I'm a bit of a hardass when it comes to security, I guess, but I didn't have a problem with that. If you've got an issue with things coming in, you've gotta do what you've gotta do to stop it. I mean.... Yeah. I don't know. Most of these girls aren't violent criminals, so idk.

The bit about Boo didn't even cross my mind until you mentioned it, but of course that's how it is. Someone else mentioned that they show all colors and ages of tits this season, but of course we don't any fat tits. Or fat in any state of undress, really.

I thought I was crazy, so I'm glad to read this. I was very surprised when Young Rosa was Latina, as that's not at ALL what I'd gotten from Old Rosa.

Indeed! 'Tis Wanda.

That's true. Sexual encounters at work are never really okay. And actually, now that we mention it.... "That CO" (can't remember her name) isn't a terrible person, either. Gruff, yeah, but she's not an ass.

I'm sure you're right. Normally I'm really good at empathizing/imagining how I would feel in a situation, but.... Maybe it's because of who my ex is and who my friends are, but it would never happen. Just hard to picture.

Speaking of them having a relationship after that. Pete just like... left? I feel like we should…

Pretty much. He seems like a pretty nice guy, all around. I mean, Bennett is cute and sweet and whatever, but fucking an inmate is pretty sketchy.

No one has mentioned Red's new crew. I really liked those ladies, even before they showed off their badassery in the kitchen. But I especially liked the badassery in the kitchen.

But don't you think they'd keep her from adding him to her visitation list? That's where I'm fuzzy on the whole thing.

The songs were the best. One of my favorite moments of the whole show to date.

I LOVED the boner defense line. It was a good one.

+1 on everything except Pornstache being hot (no judgement, though) and the fucking the best friend bit. I'm still in the "they were broken up" camp. I've never had a friend fuck my ex, though, so my opinion could change!