Okay. I'm pretty sure I've seen this come up in SDSs past, but... obviously, I didn't read them. :-\

This is the best.

This girl just kept getting more and more terrible as I read, but then I got to "even started following me when I locked them to deliberately unlock them". What the ever-loving fuck. I've read about some really terrible people in my time on the internet, but she might just take the fucking cake.

Is... is that what it's like to be an adult? How do you afford two extra pairs of jeans when you have to pay for your own health insurance? Adulting is hard.

I go through phases where I feel like everyone in my office can smell me. :( No fun at all.

I was reading through these responses and starting to get very self-conscious.... I feel better now that I have found My People. I can go MAYBE 5-6 wears before it's just not happening anymore.

I have one pair of jeans, and they get worn about 5 days a week. They normally get washed once a week.

I was thinking Line-X, myself, but this works too.

Hell no. :( I turn 26 in less than a month, and I feel like my life is over. I might have to steal my younger sister's identity so I can stay on the family plan.

Does it come with good health insurance?

I now have the most ridiculous craving.... Would you consider making ME a bologna sandwich...? :(

All true. It's just a hard situation all around. Obviously if the family knew that kids and bikes were a serious issue, they should have taken a few more precautions. If they didn't know that he was aggressive, they wouldn't have known they needed those precautions and now their life is upside down....

Well, yeah, the dog is part chow, so I'm sure it doesn't like kids. My chow mix hates kids but she doesn't fucking bite them unprovoked. She avoids them, and if they get in her grill she'll start baring her teeth and growling. She's never bitten anyone before, but I don't doubt that it could happen if those warnings…

Yeah... my now-ex-boyfriend is one of those. I always got so embarrassed when he asked for "lots of lemons". (I mean, in his defense, he is really sensitive to sour/tart stuff, so the actual lemonade would have been too much for him. But really, whats wrong with water?)

Fair enough. The double wides are definitely becoming more popular. I've seen old used singles going for $6,000.... My ex thought it would be better to buy one of those than rent a house for $700 a month. :| Yeah, no.

Wut? A single wide is about $25k around here.

Update! Bomb threats yesterday and today. Good fun. They're not even reporting them on the local news anymore.

Probably has pineapple in it, too, and it might actually be bits of cream cheese. Definitely a thing, and I've had it waaaaay too many times. My mom was never fancy enough to put it in a ring mold, though.

I am obviously in the minority here, but I'm going to come out and say it: I fucking love funeral potatoes. They are especially good with a beautiful country ham....

That makes sense. They were locking the place down and then excusing early EVERY TIME. They really should have added a few days on to the school year to make up for it.